DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in [...]

There was a young lady named Constance,
From boys she wouldn’t stand any nonsense.
If her partners grew deft
She would lead with her left;
The results would not weigh on her conscience.
There once was a boy with two fiddles
Who loved to sing and tell riddles.
When he cast his new spell,
The ladies all fell
For the boy [...]

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Crime Lab 2A-3356N, Wash DC
DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson
Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive.
Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Sorry,
The FBI
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President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
” What is it?” yells the President.
” It’s this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?” the aide asks.
” Just go ahead and pay it.” responds the President.
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A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband and says ‘ What do you [...]

 A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.
The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the mechanic to take a look at it. [...]

For those returning to school, here is an inside look at how professors grade their final exams:
Dept Of Statistics:
All grades are fitted to a normal curve.
Dept Of Psychology:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes [...]

10 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e., you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam
1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “Oh geez, better get cracking,” and do some gibberish work. [...]

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying, “I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client’s defense.”
The judge asked, “What new evidence could you have?”
The lawyer replied, “My client has an extra Rs.5,00,000, and [...]

Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
“I’m leaving you, Harry,” his wife announced bitterly. “You promised me faithfully that you’d be back before six and here it is almost nine. It just can’t take that long to play 18 holes of golf.”
“Honey, wait,” [...]